How Do You Pick Your Fast Food?

How do you pick your fast food? I'll tell you how I pick mine.

1. Decide what you're cravin' (cravin=Taco Bell)
2. Head to Taco Bell
3. Pull up to the drive-thru and look at the menu (menu= value menu ONLY)
4. Get so absorbed in that bountiful menu of value that you slowly creep by the speaker box thing
5. Panic once you realize you cannot go forwards or backwards since it's 11:30 Saturday night and everyone in Utah is trying to get greasy food before 12am strikes, signaling the beginning of the sabbath (everyone in Utah=you sandwiched between umpteen cars)
6. Provide some local entertainment (entertainment= speeding past the drive-thru window leaving the poor Taco Bell youth sticking his head out the window gawking at your taillights)
7. This is the time that full embarrassment sinks in.
8. Raise your eyes to the beautiful, glowing arches across the street, beckoning you away from their competition
9. You go
10. You order
11. You pay
12. You're outta there

And that's how I pick my fast food. True story.