Saturday, November 15, 2008

Never Again

I JUST RAN A RED LIGHT!!!! I've NEVER done that before!!! I never ever never ever ever never ever want to do that again! EVER! I mean it! Seriously, I MEAN IT!!!! It involved honking and speeding and sheer embarrassment. It wasn't a full blown run a red light sort of a deal, it was more of a be retarded and casually (yet with much momentum) right turn through one. If I was given the brains of a blond (no offense), why couldn't a be given at least the decency of the pretty golden locks?! Uggg...is this fair?! I submit that it is not.

Can I just officially dub myself a "woman driver"? Now, this may sound sexist...probably because it is...but I'm okay with that. I'm not a "bad" driver because I've never gotten in an accident, been pulled over, or harmed anything while operating an automobile (unless you count the vast many speckles and splats that collected on my windshield driving from home to school....but that's besides the point)....in fact I'd go so far as to say I'm a fairly "good" driver. If you're about to argue that one, "good" and "bad" are comparative terms and let's face it do I really need to write a blog about the UTAH DRIVERS in our midst to prove my point of what "bad" driving is? That's what I thought. ANYWAY... I'm not an elderly type of driver because I can see and don't drive unusually slowly. I'm not a teen driver 'cause I know what I'm doing and am well acquainted with the laws. I'm not a drunk driverSo, yes, I'm a "woman driver."

WOMAN DRIVER (noun): a person who often gets directions and locations mixed up who is well acquainted with stopping at gas stations and 7-11's for added directional assistance who may seem timid in certain driving circumstances but who is generally a good driver....most of the time :) aka me

Anyway, looking back on the horrific experience (now almost a whole half hour later....it's amazing how hindsight is always 20/2o, huh?), I'm a little disappointed. I was unintentionally being reckless and livin' on the edge while being bold and daring at the same time....for goodness sake....I even broke the law!!!....but I just got a sick feeling in the pit of my tummy...but no thrill or chill of the impending danger. Isn't that why people sky dive, bungee jump, and rob banks? Huh...aww well.