H---E---Double Hockey Sticks

Heaven forbid....If I wake up one day and find myself dead....and there is NOT a Krispy Kreme store in sight....I KNOW I will have ended up in hell. There are just some things in the world that are so heavenly that if for some reason they weren't included in the world to come, I think it would be a pretty good indication that I had arrived in that infamously miserable place where the weather is always uncomfortably warm (eh em...more like SCORCHING).

Other things not included in H---E---Double Hockey Sticks:

1. Chocolate cake
2. Puppies
3. Tweezers